If you're in need of a good bedtime story, grab a copy of Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? and cue the video of Max reading out loud. All by himself. He starts in the middle, works his way towards the beginning and then gives the Cliff's Notes version till the end. I mean, c'mon...if you don't think this is the best thing you've seen all year then you are one heartless, lonely individual.